Whilst I was extremely happy to be rid of the possibility of a bimbo who does not know that Africa is a continent taking wounded America into her grasp, it was very disheartening that already there is a campaign out there to nominate Palin for PRESIDENT in 2012!

I shuddered to think what life would be like with this “woman” as president, but just for the sake of fun let’s review and ponder. There would of course be no abortion (don’t want any good Americuhn stock going down the drain). What would Jesus think?

Well what about rape victims, you ask? NOPE! No abortions for them either, or for the victims of incest. Oh, and if you were flaunting your body enough to get raped, you better hope you weren't mugged too because you will have to pay for your own rape kit

Just a quick fact checker, think really really hard about this one, what are the countries in North America…? Take a few minutes, really think about it. How hard was that? Well if you figured the U.S. might be one of the answers, good job! Now, being from Alaska one would think Sarah Palin could name her "foreign country neighbor" to the east, Canada, but I mean come on that is a tough question right? Getting 2 of the three North American countries isn't too bad...that's a 66%--what is that, like a C?

Maybe Palin and Miss Teen South Carolina should get together and do a map study session (assuming they are the few fortunate U.S. Americuhns who are able to have maps). It could be like a reunion of beauty contestants!