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Written by George Washington
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Tuesday, 04 November 2008 05:47 |
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Any good Americuhn knows who our enemy is and how to deal with them. In fact, all we have to do is use this simple formula to determine who our enemies are. Al Qaeda = Terrorists ; Al Qaeda = Muslim ; therefore Muslims = Terrorists. John McCain shows his profound understanding of this formula (and foreign policy in general) in his, what some would call, “blunder” with Jordan reporters.
| What the media and others fail to realize is that this is not a blunder; it clearly fits within the formula established above. John McCain doesn't need to know that the Sunni and Shiite Muslims do not get along, and that Al Qaeda are Sunni and Iran is Shiite (meaning there is no way that Al Qaeda terrorists are trained by Iran). These differences aren’t important when you already know that Muslims = Terrorists. John McCain is a foreign policy expert! It doesn't matter if he displays that he barely has a rudimentary knowledge level of one of our greatest threats-- he has that staggering resume of things he’s done over a quarter century ago to prove he is ready to lead the U.S. to victory against modern threats. I mean, he spent 5+ years in a POW camp, subjected to torture and abuse which could lead to mental degradation and hostility. He has practiced winning wars by helping us win the great Vietnam war (we won that right?), and wants to spend as much time in Iraq as we did in 'Nam. Not to mention, as he said in the debates against Barack Hussein Obama, he's been over to visit a lot of foreign countries, and those leaders know McCain (in fact I suspect the rest of the world is scared he will make Americuh so great it won’t be fair to anyone else, that’s why they overwhelmingly support Obama). | Foreign policy is easy as one, two, and three. Senator Obama wastes Americuhns time with his speeches, explaining the many angles on how our dependency on foreign oil could prove to be a grave security threat, explaining how our focus has shifted from Obama bin Ladin (har-har-har so punditly punny!) and that they are gaining their strength back in Afghanistan. This broad yet detailed look on foreign policy is boring, and obviously doesn’t even adhere to the formula. Why should we shift our focus back onto the organizations that attacked us when babysitting Iraq is much more important? True Americuhns know that establishing Iraq into a democracy is much more important than defending ours (because we don’t actually have one in the first place). | We've got this mighty military, made out of the sons and daughters of our poor (in need of financial aid to get further education) and it would be a shame if we weren't out kicking someone's ass! Everyone thinks John McCain is neglecting the middle and lower classes by not giving them tax cuts and other governmental aid. But if he did it would obviously be a national security threat--if we help the struggling poor, then no one would join our military! We need to keep them on the ropes, so that in a desperate need for money they'll join the armed forces and risk their lives to build up some other country. We've watched the debates, and we've seen what the two candidates propose on how to deal with our enemies. Sen. Obama wants to have talks with our enemies without preconditions. Oh yeah, sure, let's clearly communicate our intentions with these other countries. That’s to elitist and scholarly! McCain made his plan clear: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. It's so clear that’s what we need to do, I mean, they are training Al Qaeda, they invented the Boogie Man, and remember that bully who took your milk money in elementary school? Well, he was actually put there by Iran-Al-Qaeda same time they were planting Obama to infiltrate the government and destroy Americuh from within... |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 04 November 2008 06:20 )
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